There was no romance in our decision to marry. There was no proposal. There was no engagement ring–just a positive pregnancy test.
My Mom Does Not Give AF.
Abortion was controversial. Abortion was murder. Abortion was a choice.
It was clear to me what side of the debate I had to be on. My mom made her own choice.
She kept me.
To My Sons On This Mother’s Day; You’re Welcome.
On this Mother’s Day, I want to take some time out to thank myself on behalf of my sons for all the shit I go through for them.
Son #1: Savant or Just A Complete Dickhead?
I love Son #1. He is a prick…sometimes… a lot.
America, These Kids Need Ethnic Studies, Not Suspension.
Ultimately, these kids did not need suspension. ‘
They need a fucking ethnic studies course.
Dear Santa, I’m just not that into you.
I have no problem celebrating Christmas. I love Christmas. I love the lights. I love getting together with family and eating a shitload of calories. I love Stevie Wonder’s Someday at Christmas holiday album. Before I had kids to drag around everywhere, I used to love the fake fir scent permeating every overly heated department store I entered. I’ll even hit up a midnight mass if any one of my family really wanted to go.
I do have one problem: Santa.
Why I Will Not Pray for Paris
Prayer does not stop terrorism.
